You’ll get your next chance in 25 to life

Teat

Farquad

Australia hadn’t discovered color yet

Sexla

They wrote it

Sectional relations with a dolphin, allegedly

That only works if you have brain worms

Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center

Furniture fetish by proxy

The cocaine on the hooker

Has he ever specifically stated that he has not had sectional relations?

Whoever ponders the orb

Couches can’t consent

BRICS Pro Max

Ponder it.

The biggest win would be to run over the bullies in the firetruck

The air is stale, you have to go aboveground

They have nicotine in them, your dog was probably buzzed