i hope i can avoid ever having to come to the US.

like a browser?

do get it treated OP, however one does that in that joke of a country you’re unfortunate enough to live in. Do know that unlike female UTIs which are relatively common and often uncomplicated if treated, male UTIs are not common and CAN herald some other underlying pathologies (such as urinary stones, blockages, anatomical problems etc) which should be properly investigated. So do go see a doctor if you’re able to.