Kirby vacuums. I got one for free from a neighbor and she included the invoice by mistake. $2200 for a vacuum that smells like burning and can’t lift pet hair. Brush is working, bag is new, carpet is being lifted from the pad. But man, this thing fails at pet hair.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in eclipse

I hope every door hits your ass on the way out, you anti-labor asshole. Good riddance.

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