Sarcastic bitch with a wine problem
The Usenet post I linked to claims it’s originally from the 1st quarter of 1990, but who knows if that’s accurate or not. I actually can’t find a good source for whether Stumpf is the original author or just the one who posted it to rec.humor.funny.reruns, but it’s usually attributed to him at any rate.
But yeah, fairly ancient by internet standards. I remember first running into it in the 90’s
Cavemen generally didn’t have alarm clocks
“But hur dur bacon”
Climate change shouldn’t even be a PoLiTiCaL issue, but fucking reich-wingers have made agreeing with reality into a political issue
Even without the analogy I’m not sure what the original point is
Pretty sure he had a stroke writing this
Unfortunately no
Frontotemporal dementia
Still not dead
Because ADHD I usually have at least 4 books underway at the same time.
I’m just about to finish Years of Rice and Salt by Kim Stanley Robinson.
I just started Piranesi by Susanna Clarke.
I’m also reading A City on Mars, a nonfiction book by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith.
I started re-reading the Area X trilogy by Jeff Vandermeer, I think I’m still in Annihilation.
I also started re-reading Dune by Frank Herbert, but honestly it’s such a slog that I think I got halfway through before getting frustrated. The worldbuilding may be interesting but holy shit is Herbert’s writing turgid.
“Free speech” platform where you get banned if you use the words “cis” or “weird”
Single digit IQ reich-wing troll, business as usual
Huh, interesting. Probably not “fine” though since if she’s at Gold / Int Base she’s probably being held against her will, considering that the whole base is sorta built around being like a prison compound and they even have private security “pursuit teams” to hunt down escapees.
Edit: not to say that everybody at Int is being held against their will, but it’s where eg. The Hole is so if somebody is being held, Int is probably where they’d be
The scary part is that they are normal for something like 30% of the population of not more
I bet David had her killed years ago. They own the cops so nothing ever comes of the investigations
There are no moderate conservatives. Every single one of them either wants genocide and other atrocities, or maybe doesn’t actively wish for genocide but as long as it doesn’t affect them they’re going to keep voting for the people pushing for genocide anyhow
I bet this was some sort of gen AI mishap: “translate this campaign text to Latin”, because of course Latinos speak Latin, and it’s called Latin America too!
Although this would be twice as hilarious if they hired a translator who just went “🤷 ah well, money is money”