I mean, depends on how rough you like your scritchies

… I should call her

Oh yes, the part in the Bible where Jesus looks at the poor and goes “kys lol”

I used to lose my airborne brigade all the time, but now every time I leave the house I always check that I have everything; “keys, phone, wallet, airborne brigade. OK, check”

“Facilitating suffering of people” is pretty much literally the entire conservative ideology. More suffering is a feature, not a bug.

Any predictions on how long it’ll take for conservatives to start outlawing sterilizations for women?

Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

Mine too, Goldie. Mine too.

I swear we queers don’t spend as much time thinking about LGTB+ people as they do.

It’s called Cronyism.

Funny way to spell “conservatism”

“A coup? You? Lol get fucked.”

Right, I must be “very young” if I don’t think that hurling abuse at others is OK.

Yeah, pretty much figured you were one of the people who thought his behavior wasn’t only acceptable but preferable. In other words, an asshole.

Are we pretending that his various and ubiquitous abusive rants didn’t happen, or that they weren’t him acting like an asshole?

Damnit somebody should just do a Franz Ferdinand to Putin so we could get this bullshit foreplay over with

Clearly those dead babies didn’t have enough gumption. Should have just pulled themselves out of the womb by their bootstraps and gotten a job

He was never likeable. He acted like a huge asshole, which naturally made other assholes look at him and go “see if he can do that so can I”

“I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”

Neither of them is exactly what I’d call easily likeable