I think we can all agree, this is the one daddy that needs to go get the milk and never come back.

This is the link to the tweet with the video.

Our “representatives” working in the “important” issues. 🙄

It’s not an oversimplification to suggest countering negative and hostile thoughts/feelings by doing something that makes you happy. In fact, that’s one of the first things my therapist asked me about: what do you enjoy doing for fun?

We need more colgator and others like them.

Who are these goatParents you speak of?

If by “gateway” they mean happy, then yes it’s a gateway drug.

Damn op. Going hard on a Friday. But seriously, my condolences. It sounds like you had a genuinely good friend/brother. My heart goes out to you and your family, as well as his family. 💙

Commas are great for lists, and for combining two sentences into one using a conjunction like and, or, but, etc.; like I just did.

If you made each side of the comma a sentence then arguably neither would make a complete sentence.

If her sentence was 10 years I wonder if she’d still be taking the moral stand.

I would recommend that instead of conditionally forgiving her (based on something we’ll never know), we should give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that yes she would.

I’ve heard it called that too.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here’s my number, so call me Maybe.

I think you’re on to something…

FTFY 😁

False! A real smoker would conserve their matches, and reuse an already-lit cigarette to light new cigarettes. Colloquially referred to as “butt f*cking”.

I never knew Carl was a blood. I’d have him pegged for a crip every day.

Different outfits from Panel 1 => Panel 2, so I would imagine she met her friend out and about, and was given the weed to make edibles when she got home.

Then maybe someone beat the hate out of them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I believe OP was referring to the space lost after the drive is formatted. Maybe?

If notice, he has what appears to be a heart surgery scar. Maybe that means someone gave him a heart, and now he no longer needs to hate.