I think his name was Scumbag McFuckhead or something like that.

Upscale and release the Christmas special.

Germany sees America go full nazi.

Germany: Hold my over sized beer!

Haha, suck it NASA.

Yeah and the line starts behind me, friend.

I’ll volunteer to keep y’all safe from this demon.

How long till we see Elons robots goose stepping and doing the nazi salute?

next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I’m gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

I miss being shocked by things, that was a fun time.

“Would your Grandmother be happy with you right now?”

You shouldn’t have to watch it, it should be engrained in your mind like the intro to playschool and the face of Alf Stewart.

One person stopping a vehicle, the other judging the people in the vehicle like a disappointed parent.

He looks like he’s saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.

I meant it sounds like hell not being able to suck dick in heaven.

I’m a weed scented candle!

Yeah, that sounds like hell to me!

Jesus had admin commands.

Crazy theory, while researching the brain chip his consciousness was mapped out and they turned that into an “AI”.

Your tearing me apart Taurus! Oh, hi Pisces.

Are we sure Grok isn’t just Musk?