funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-square"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down16
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-square"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-square"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-square"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-square"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-square"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down13
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-square"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square1fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributedmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-square"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributedfunwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-square"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-square"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologeticallymessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-square"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologeticallyfunwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-square"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
