What about jackalopes?

Kamala has a crimal record?

Local Area Network Network.

Sorry I couldn’t resist.

I heard she never even worked at McDonald’s! Scandal!

It’s a hassle. Easiest way is to not be connected to the internet as others have mentioned. You used to be able to just use a banned email but even that doesn’t work anymore and you’re forced to make an account or even make a new email if it’s connected to the internet.

Sounds just like the fruit.

I have one of their stereo receivers in my living room.

Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!

Bonus points for incorporating that you’re a sovereign citizen.

I wish. Wawa has a mean sub called the gobbler that has turkey, dressing, and cranberry sauce.

Yes especially with age. Both my children’s eye color have changed since birth.

they’re white trash btw

I think this part is implied.

**heard an acorn.

They’re much more scary sounding than they look.

What’s a “reddit” grandpa?

You have to use night mode or mess with the settings.

My dog used to love coffee tables because he could rub against that exact spot you just described above his tail.

Installs Debian.

Do you get any extra pay for working on a holiday?

Big dongle energy.

Why would anybody need an OS other than the bottom one?