I want to get off Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride.

He probably thinks those water frog chemicals are being used to dye suits or something, IDK.

Do we get to bring back the “dispense with this notion” meme?

So, by that logic, we can probably expect Ted Cruz to be the next guy in Grover 2.0’s cabinet.

There’s nothing wrong with blaming them, but we still need to figure out how to get their lazy asses into the booths in 2026, 2028, and beyond.

Let me play among the stars.

What is it exactly that should be done differently?

The first thing that comes to mind is that Democratic politicians should remember who their core voting block is. They need to give up on the triangulation nonsense. Republicans already have their Anointed One and will never vote for a shoddy imitation, and that very act of imitation is driving away the progressive vote.

In 99.95% of all pregnancies, the mother is just fine.

And most cases of abortion happen because the mother is not “just fine” at all and will die or be disfigured if abortion is not carried out in a timely manner.

On the bright side, at least we’ll finally be rid of the motherfucker on Inauguration Day 2029, assuming he doesn’t keel over from oldasfuckitis before then.

I’m watching it happen in real time and STILL questioning how it happened. Humans are some stupid motherfuckers. America burned its hand on Trump, and now a disturbing number of Americans are reaching for him again with the same hand, still blistered from the first time.

Let her conquer me.

Yep. Early game, you accidentally time travel to the past. You fix what got broken by the time travel incident, get back, and go through a kangaroo court. You escape from that, find another portal, and after fighting your way through some futuristic ruins, you find out this mountain-sized porcupine-looking thing with a graboid head erupted out of the ground shooting lasers everywhere, and the rest of the game revolves around preventing that.

Oof. Looks like I’m the one who looks silly now.

Wasn’t even required reading for me. I was just flipping through my textbook one day and found that in one of the sections the class was never going to reach.

I would encourage you to read the post more carefully. It doesn’t say anything about how many men oppose abortion. It’s making a claim about how many abortion opponents are men. Therefore, the 21% left over in that statement are in fact women who, most likely due to religious brainwashing, oppose abortion.

It’s not saying that 79% of men are abortion opponents.

It’s saying that 79% of abortion opponents are men.

Those two statements are very different.

Let’s not beat around the bush here. They were aborted because they were basically already dead in the “Fist of the North Star” sense of the phrase. Nothing could be done to save them. The would-be mothers knew there was nothing that could save their pregnancies. Their doctors knew there was nothing that could save these pregnancies. They were forced to keep going anyway.

I don’t think it even qualifies as a knife. It’s probably made of some sort of cheap stainless steel that goes dull if you sneeze at it.

Seems like a skill issue to me.

Oh those guys dipped out over a millennium ago.