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At first, AI. Then guns.

‘King of Tik Tok’ has to be the worst insult ever. Like, damn dude could you not have even tried to be a shitheel CEO?

Man, these trained professionals are on it.

Dead on.

As they say.

But wait! There’s more!

Anyone who believes it’s going to take AI to find out fossil fuels are killing us all rapidly is a complete fucking moron.

Considering the whole thing was made up to suppress Democratic voting power, and then later to steal billions of dollars to give army weapons to cops, yeah of course it was a disaster.

We know.

That guy is Spartacus!

What lives would those be??

It’s a mystery!

yeah the democrats did it. ffs.

username checks out

Me to the judge: He said he was my cousin Paddy!

Me to the shooter: You lied to me! *wangs him with a skillet*

problem solved.

It cannot be denied

Another win for the health insurance shooter.

“United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s final KD ratio (7,652,103:1) lands him among the all time greats,” a thread deleted by r/interestingasfuck moderators said.

Well, first of all fuck reddit, but secondly: if you appreciate actual human moderation in any significant sense - it’s hard work.

Getting paid to do it is rare (again - fuck reddit, they should get off of there) but on any site that’s actually trying to honestly build or host a community it takes time to check the reports, message the people, log the entry all that shit. It’s a huge pain in the ass when something blows up, which is why neither you or I will likely ever be mods. When it’s the scale of reddit it’s bound to be a lot of scrambling until shit cools off again.

21 felonies over his lifetime failed to convict. People said, hey - the “justice” on this guy is a fucking joke. Time to take out the trash.

Or, y’know, so it would seem. Maybe it was a highly complex suicide.

Free dumb