This meme is older than my kids

The water takes a couple minutes to warm up after it’s turned off. If I were to turn off the water for each task, showering would take even longer as I wait for the water temperature to normalize itself again

It’s a reference to an infamous 4 panel comic strip called “loss”. It’s one of them ancient memes from 2008. If I remember correctly, the story of the comic is that the dude rushes in to the hospital to find his pregnant wife had just lost their baby or something. If you dumb it down enough and reduce the characters to lines, you end up with

I II

II I–

I’m wondering how people take showers shorter than 20 minutes. My normal shower routine takes 30-40 minutes, even longer if I need to shave intimate parts. if I’m in a real hurry and skip shaving altogether I might make it in 20 minutes. I have long hair, so I need to apply shampoo, rinse, apply some more shampoo, rinse, apply conditioner, while it soaks I wash my face with gentle face wash, soap up my body, shave, then rinse… It’s a long process.

Removed by mod

Congratulations, you just figured out how healthcare works in the rest of developed countries

Especially people who never lived in a communist state

Why is this in globalnews? How in the fuck is this relevant to / impacting anybody outside the us???

Nice! Freut mich für dich

Is it still not finished?

Omg YES. I am so tired of seeing bad news all the time, all it does is ruin your day. I come to Lemmy to unwind and escape reality, to look at some funny memes and forget my life for a bit, not to be constantly reminded of all the horrible things happening in the world.

Pretty good actually.

Germany: 4 years elementary school, after that the kids are divided into 3 school categories based on their performance:

Hauptschule 5-9, after that you either start apprenticeship for 3 years and learn a profession, or you continue with Realschule

Realschule 5-10, after that you either start apprenticeship for 3 years and learn a profession or you continue with Gymnasium

Gymnasium 5-12, after that you may apply for university. You can only enroll in university if you have completed grade 12 final exams (called Abitur)

In Germany kids are required to be enrolled in school or in apprenticeship by law until they turn 18

“zb krieg gegen die Ukraine” wat??? Lack gesoffen?

People of different races are essentially all the same race - human beings.

This image is literally 15 years old

Das nennt man Anglizismen

I am thankful for being born and living in Europe 🇪🇺

Best meme I’ve seen all day. Bravo!

Ach Gott das hab ich ja jetzt erst gerafft. Bei mir war die ganze Zeit “all” eingestellt. Danke für die Hilfe Leute!