Kagan MacTane (he/him)

@[email protected] @[email protected] Next time I’m in an earthquake (or an avalanche*), I’ll have to remember to describe it† as “quick-moving terrain”. That’d be fun phrasing!

• Although, as a San Franciscan and not a skier, snowboarder, or other mountain sports-doer, the earthquake feels more likely.
  † Probably not until after the fact, when I’m telling the story. Always assuming I survive, of course.

@uis Holy cow! Where are you that there are *eight* malls within a 15-minute walk? (If you don’t mind my asking?)

@ajsadauskas @fuck_cars I’m kind of sad that “cafe”, “bookstore”, and “library” aren’t even on this list at all. 😢

I would honestly have to do a web search to find out where the nearest elementary school, day care, and gas station are, but I’d be stunned if I didn’t have those within 15 minutes. As it is, I do have everything else, including a university and a sports arena, and *two* malls. (I’m in between the Barclays Center and Long Island University in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, NYC.)

@[email protected] I’m honestly not trying to snarky, I really am trying to tell: Which one is supposed to be you?

The guy in the overalls looks way more “normie” IMO, but he also seems to be the one trying to show something to the chimp, right? 😕🤔