Isn’t it because if they can’t guarantee 100% of the advertised storage they’d have risk. And achieving 100% guaranteed functionality on microchips is damn near impossible cause silicon lottery

I love the arrow that just says “rat”

Lmao, what an absolute joke that no one looked at this and went “what if we didn’t?”

The refund episode where every gets $300

“Now that’s walking around money!”

HE’S NOT BLUFFING!

Except this is the 6th recall this year

I’ll have you know I’ve never paid for Windows in my life!

And have to dig up even more earth using even more big machines? If you did a 50ft power line underground, that’s 50 ft of earth that has to be dug up, not to mention what happens whenever something inevitably goes wrong and you have to dig it all up again. Then you also have to bury transformers, which means you need to cool them.

There’s many, many good reasons that we use power lines over burying them. Mostly, power lines are so significantly cheaper and easier that it’s not even comparable. I’ve seen the bill when a buried fiber line gets broken. It is crazy expensive.

“A Head in the Polls”

Nixon becomes president, arguing that no body can be President more than twice, but he doesn’t have a body

Either Benderama where Bender gets billions of clones that almost wreck the world or the free will device episode.

Honestly this one’s incredibly vague

That’s what happens when a hard drive fails at some point in the boot. It isn’t a windows issue

And you’d honestly deserve it

Bend Her

Which is… Certainly an episode of all time

I’ve known about the Easter egg for years, but I honestly assumed it wouldn’t work in the mobile app.

Turns out it does!

I agree with the other guy somewhat - take out a lot of the casino scene and it’s the best star wars movie so far.

I’m pissed Johnson isn’t going to get the trilogy he was promised. Instead, we got Abrams making the most corporate star wars to date, and that’s saying something

Same!

I definitely think it’s the best of the compilation episodes, though I did quite enjoy the one from the new season. Mostly cause I’m super nostalgic for those old mystery books

Naturama!

It’s the compilation episode where they’re all different animals. They start off as salmon.

Kiff tries to challenge Bender to sleep with Amy. It doesn’t go well for Kiff.

No, but they shouldn’t be driving to the polls.

And this is America, so driving is usually the only option

Luck of the Fryrish I believe.

That or the movie where he loses his lucky pants

Either way, he declares that his luck is changing right before the ladder he’s climbing into the sewer has a bar break off, sending him plunging into either just the water or onto someone slimy

Edit: wait, it’s definitely Luck of the Fryrish. They’re heading to Old New York to find Fry’s clover. Same deal, the ladder breaks after he declares no more bad luck

Can’t for the life of me remember the episode title 😭

Fry makes Leela a weird and terrible comic about saving her.

Then he saves her later in the episode