kfc [any]

I saw an Austr*lian near my apartment about a year ago, I haven’t recovered since

pog, reality is so awesome

is this the place Kurt Russel lands his hilarious little plane on?

I go fully hairless from toes to scalp. I’ll never be able to afford adulthood so I just stay babymaxxing

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What Mount and Blade mod is this?

Alas, I have bested thee in the common court of rhetorical contest. As per tradition, you are hereby requested to send, via telephonic communications, four “gift cards” of the Apple variant – equal in value to no less than 100 U.S. dollars, of course!

Think you’re underselling it, the pizzacake comics I’ve seen have generally been bland, peak reddit nothingisms

I don’t know how not to be a doomer about the climate. Seriously. Accepting any and all advice.

How am I supposed to hold any kind of optimism, about any aspect of life, when we could realistically be in a world with lifeless oceans soon? I would give anything to have our fortunes reversed. We’re shaking fists in a fucking tomb

comrade covid putting in the extra hours

I must be out of the loop cause I thought striking Damascus directly would be a pretty big escalation

is Israel actually bombing Damascus right now? What’s going on?

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oh shit noooo don’t clown on China we’ll shit our pants!

I’m over here stroking my ego got lotion on my ego right now I’m just stroking my shit I’m horny as fuck man I’m a freak man like

Official Hexbear Valheim server when???

life could have been so wonderful

goddamn man it’s actually so fucking stupid to be fearful of Russia in Finland.

Yes, Russia, the state still grinding it out in Ukraine 2 years down the line, is suddenly going to invade Finland and trigger a war with the entire western world so they can uhhhhh steal Finland’s lovely lakes. You piss me off

Umm ok this is epic

mods! mods! mods!!!