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  • This is because “vegetable” is purely a culinary term. There’s no botanical definition of a vegetable. Tomatoes are berries, which is a type of fruit, from a botanical standpoint. So are cucumbers. They’re both vegetables from a culinary standpoint. Lettuce is a leaf. Broccoli is a flower. Carrots are roots. Celery is a stalk. All vegetables culinarily.









    1. Make a statement that is at best wildly controversial and at worst blatantly untrue
    2. Redefine the words in that statement to make it vacuously true and completely uninteresting
    3. When challenged, say that you don’t care about common parlance
    4. Everyone loses, because this debate is now pointless and annoying