As an outside observer, it seems perfectly clear that he has no intent to see any more hostages returned alive.

Felt like it was winding down in the closing days of 2016, too. Go vote! I already did, you can, too.

Oh, I’ve got plenty of leftover Halloween candy, conveniently.

A slightly less boring dystopia?

But why Bernoulli?

Officials in Florida and Texas have said they won’t allow federal election monitors into polling sites on Tuesday. And on Monday, Missouri filed a federal lawsuit seeking a court order to block federal officials from observing inside polling places.

The Justice Department announced last week that it’s deploying election monitors in 86 jurisdictions across 27 states on Election Day. The Justice Department declined to comment on Monday on the Missouri lawsuit and the moves by other Republican-led states.

So, not being blocked yet, just announcing that they will try. How much do you want to bet that this is grandstanding by the state AGs? When the feds rock up to the volunteer county election officials with federal court orders to monitor polling and counting, you think the locals will refuse, in the face of felony charges? A few may, like that Kentucky county clerk who tried denying gay couples a marriage license post-Obergefell, but most won’t, despite what their state AG says, because they know they will be the ones facing charges, not the AGs.

The Election Research Institute is led by Heather Honey…

Based on their website, I’m pretty sure the Election Research Institute is Heather Honey.

“If your husband is mad at this ad, then this ad was made for you.”

I mean…

Property manager, maybe? You don’t get fired from being a landlord, you sell the property.

He says the situation has been “blown out of proportion” and is “so bogus.”

Is this what happened to Bill S. Preston, Esq.?

EQ level on that boyfriend is off the charts.

Same, buddy. Same.

Prime mottheonion material.

So let’s hypothetically say that the only signs for a candidate are homemade signs for some personality cult reason, definitely not posted by the campaign, and posted on public property. Wouldn’t be illegal to remove those, right?

XKCD

Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke.

“Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’.”

Ok so I had to Google half that sentence, so here I am a day later.

I’ve done something similar…
“What are you watching?”
“An old animated movie from my childhood. Just started, want to watch?”
“Sure, what’s it called?”
“The Secret of NIMH”

I still can’t get them to watch The Last Unicorn.

Holy shit.