Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.
Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.
Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?
He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?
That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.
“SLAMS”
We live in a world where I read “high schoolers” and my brain autocorrected it to “high school shooters”.
Okay, but then the very first thing he does is drag Wormtongue outside and almost hacks him in half in front of all his subjects. No trial, no questioning, no protecting the children from the horror.
Maybe giving the victim of abuse who has only just regained his senses a weapon was a poor choice
Could also just leave out the supernatural part. I think he’s going to figure out how to phrase it the right way long before he learns to play well or even plays Kasparov against himself.
Honestly just treat it like the first step of a magic trick, and then when he complies, you vanish from existence and that’s actually a pretty sweet magic trick.
I’m no chess genius, but surely he could explain the situation to Kasparov and politely ask him to lose on purpose. Is he a dickhead or something?
Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.
Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.
Looks like he’s about to snap that man’s left hand off in the last panel.
I really dug It’s All Been Done but the Barenaked Ladies. Still do.
What is up with bowling ads and innuendo? It’s like a universal thing, not just regional.
And Playboy?
That’s just what Big February wants you to think.
Or hey, just use the old jincter.
I’ll show me!