This is pretty standard of it is a male being hatched. I wouldn’t worry to much. Now if the cat urinates on the egg you should destroy it immediately as you do not want that thing hatching!

Lol that’s just cruel. I can imagine it would cause some serious mass panic. Still funny though.

You don’t need to put mayo on the inside. Instead of buttering the bread use mayo and see how you like it! It is very good.

Very nice. I used a split keyboard for years. Got a pic with the keys on it?