You never forget your first.

I could think of a few Ministry tracks, but I’ll go with N.W.O.
https://youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k?si=QIw2KiyEcSKGgKmf

Someone made this Sisyphus idle game some time ago. (It doesn’t work well on mobile devices)

https://brotender.itch.io/sisyphus-idle

Not all heroes wear capes.

Why would anyone be stupid enough to take video of themselves destroying ballots?
What? To go home and show your friends? To beat off to?

Anyone who actually buys this shit (Trump, MAGAs) is brain-dead.

I mean, I get why the video was made, to give Trump more reason to bitch when he loses, but it never continues to frighten me that there are people out there who will take this as something that really took place.

I have a lot of experience driving in icy conditions, but I never would have attempted this.
“I’ll just wait for June, thanks.”

👍
No matter where I am, if I walk past any fish counter… “Ohhh, red snapper! Very tasty!”

Next she’ll start adding magnets into the mix.

I live in a very diverse, quiet, and friendly neighborhood, but I’m still nervous about putting out a Harris/Walz sign.

I wish I could say that once the election is over, all this shit will just fade into the rearview.
Jan 6th 2021 however tells us otherwise.

I fear the coming months.

Who had 30 minutes for the O/U on eating pets?

Trump looked like he wanted to avoid it altogether.

Hahah, no, but reordering 200+ cards was just a pain in the ass.

My first coding class was Cobol and we used punch-cards.

(Side story, nothing strikes a feeling of dread more than the sound of cards being shuffled behind you.)

I am so sick of this shit.
I hope that the suspect “stumbled and fell on his face” a lot while in custody.

And to all news media… Please do not print, post or broadcast the suspect’s name. Do not give them the hard-on they are looking for by having their name in the news.

It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it’s nothing.

So what needs to happen, since we seem to let heads of state address Congress, is to have a mandatory session where cancer patients all come out, addressing their concerns directly.
Since it’s apparently no longer enough to speak at the ballot box, thinking that the person you’re voting for might actually have your good will in mind.

Let the patients speak. Show the room their pic lines. Let them explain about how shitty they feel most days and read names of those in their families who have died from the same cancer they’re carrying now.
Let them say directly to those who put bias and politics first how disgusted they are with the men and women who are supposed to be the ones fighting for them. Not against them like it’s some highschool pissing match.

And he slides out of another one… Fucker is so slippery that even bullets don’t stick.

“I could never reach.”
“Reach what?”
“You know…”
“What, your clit??”
“Yeah, it’s like you said, ‘everyone gets curious and tries it some time.’”
“I never tried it.”
" …"
" Fuckin’ pervert… "

(I know that’s not the actual line, but the change fits the photo)

Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don’t want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don’t get very clean, that’s because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren’t up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That’s also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.