That’s a happy pup right there, good job! Just remember she loves you and hold her every second you can at the vet, keep your head up.

You do realize Wicked is based on a 85 year old movie right?

Damn you Loch Ness Monsta! Now I done told you I ain’t about to be sellin you no Ps5 Pro for no Tree Fiddy!

He should have also lost the one eye, like if your eye lids were burnt off there is going to be definite damage to the eye itself. Looked fuckin’ rad though so he’s got that going for him.

Unfortunately none, like I said the neighborhood is really slow. I got exactly one trick or treater and he showed up before it was dark and before I had this idea. I’ll be trying again next year though. Seems like Trunk or Treating is taking over here so not sure how successful it’ll be.

I thought the pro lifers hated the idea of harvesting stem cells?

10:1 odds this guy didn’t serve himself.

I still don’t understand who pays people to put on this type of fashion show.

Well I am sold, knowhatameanVern!?

Hear me out, a movie about the Son of Ernest played by John Cena.

Paulie Shore is the master of the Weaze, you might mean Weave.

Hey, remember that part I said it still made no fucking sense? I do.

The circles he may be referencing were from 2020 when corona was at its peak, Biden had a town hall or something outside and they had very few people there with everyone spread out in their own circle to socially distance if I remember correctly. Still has not a damn thing to do with Elon or Rockets, just that there were some circles in each story. But you know, he was doing the weave again so he thinks he sounded smart at least.

Beautiful. Thought this was real at first, but I know too much about pizza. Cursed with cheesy carb knowledge.

I’d consider myself a millennial but definitely on the earlier end and I wish there were more Mama’s Family memes. In the words of Craig from South Park “I would be so happy”.

I will throw a third hand on this pile!

I don’t know, that’s why I said I thought he was confused.

Well he hasn’t managed to get off that cross yet so I have my doubts…

I take an Uber a few times a week to work, and usually ride home with a coworker. Yesterday on the way into work, I think my Uber driver was confused and thought I was another Uber driver because he would not shut the fuck up about all the inner workings and how he already drove for 8 hours but was gonna miss some sleep at 11 am in the morning because the app told him a ton of people needed rides right now. I had finally got him to stop talking when he realized my first stop was at Chinese food restaurant, he then proceeded to ask me a ton of questions about the food, up to and including how it makes me feel after I eat it. I understand if you are an extrovert, but my god there has to be a line where you take a hint and stfu.

Edit: looks like I got a downvote, so either my Uber driver saw this(sorry man I just don’t wanna talk), or there is a butthurt extrovert(deal with it, we deal with you) out there.