Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
It was not the ebike, it was a secondhand battery. It might’ve been an original, but bad battery, it might’ve been tinkered with by the previous owner, it might’ve been a Chinese knock-off. I doubt he knows at this point, and it’s probably difficult or even impossible to determine from the wreckage.
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
I think you meant “hamberders”
But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
I don’t remember Luke Skywalker doing that in the first movie. Was this scene added in the blu-ray release?
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
… Fartnote?
The worst kind of carbon is humanity
The additional training is to make sure nobody sees you doing it
He’s the president!
You didn’t have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could’ve just asked me.
I do like it as well when companies subsidize lunch, but one downside is that in practice, people with certain allergies can’t enjoy those schemes some/most/all of the time. While seeing their coworkers enjoying cheap food.