Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

That bitch looks like Draco Malfoy and I want a horse to kick her like she snuck up behind it and screamed

I’m trying to understand your conclusion, it feels like you have contempt for humanity because of their inability to tell when a conflict is resolved?

I wish we fucking lived longer so the people who doomed our planet would be alive when it starts burning. I hate that their selfishness will go completely unpunished, and that they get to die happy and comfortable in their beds after sentencing billions to death.

Please fuck me

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

She left the lens cap on

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it

How do you get the server to restart itself after the certificate is renewed?

That poor creature is dying of water intoxication.

What’s a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?

my mate helped me masturbate yesterday does that make us gay

Cube!

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

Blogger is no longer supported and is suffering greatly people are leaving it in droves. You might as well call it dead

It’s a racist institution. It stopped being good for the people decades ago. It needs to go.

I think that was a cat napping on a keyboard. rare coincidence that the keystrokes looked like english words.

Unlike cops, who die if you don’t piss on them to put them out.

No you did, and you’re the one getting upset.

You should be. You’re supporting slavery.