Golf’s biggest event is in two weeks. It’s in the south, at a club that was white men only until 1990, didn’t allow women members until 2012 (Condoleezza Rice) and until 1982 all caddies (the people that carry the golf bag) were black. The club dressed them in white jumpers to make them look smart. White caddies were not allowed. Oh, and it’s still called “the masters” but has nothing to do slavery

Armando Iannucci has to be her comms director

I’m sure this meat head would have the same response if the image was Muqtada al-Sadr hyping up the Mahdi Army

r politics had one link on new. People just complained about the headline being changed, which evidently means you can fully dismiss the article. That sub literally makes me want to vomit.

The fact that you’ve got “Replica” written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle .50” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

My first long term gf was/is a proud lib. I think we were watching Saving Private Ryan and somehow the conversation got to her asking if I’d have volunteered to serve in Vietnam. I think everyone knows my answer. She goes on this diatribe about the horror of the Soviet Union and communism, the KGB, and the dominoe theory. I pointed out that Vietnam won, and that was the last time we watched a war movie together.

Getting that Rachel Corrie treatment liberal edition.

I remember him being very proud of himself for not getting fooled by Ali G. He thought he was a genius for not investing in an ice cream glove

i bought 2 chalupa supremes yesterday. Cashier said $13.45. I was like, “Not the combo, just the chalupas.” Not to long ago 13 bucks would feed a family at taco bell. It’s getting ridiculous.

Fucking poetry

I hate Alabama nazis

Do you Brits have REI? Might wanna check for Hamas tunnels if you do

I like the fact that comrade Giraffes take no shit and frequently chase petite bourgeoisie crackers tourists off their land

I got pulled over on my bicycle for obeying the law because it was suspicious. I got stopped for using the turning lane. I had a traffic warrant and it was a Friday so I spent the weekend at the sheriff station.

I live very close to the station. Not even joking, I’ve been stopped probably around 30 times. I’ve been stopped by the same pig three times in a week. I got stopped twice in the same afternoon. If you look poor they will use you to train new hires. So out of those 30 stops I never even got a ticket. Pure harassment

Reminds me of the E1 Biden episodes. Nice post, comrade

I hesitate to suggest The Second with Ryan Phillippe because if you watch it as a satire taking the piss out of action movies, it works well. It took me like a week after watching it to come to terms with fact that it was a real attempt to make a film.

Why does Netflix release such absolute garbage, and wtf happened to Ryan Phillippe?

It was 10 hours of hostile questions. Like normal people, I verbalize my thought process, Jack.

Liberals cannot admit that the octogenarian is losing his memory. I know, I know, it’s a stutter

And the tacos are like $6 each. Seems like all the fast food chains are expensive. Lucky for me there’s a quality place within walking distance I can get a good bean and cheese burrito for 6 and some change.

Wait, so he was a Democrat when he did the boot in your ass song? I can’t believe for a minute there I thought libs were anti war. Fool me once…

JFC the NFL is so incredibly jingoistic. I’m watching the Pro Bowl (I know, I know) and they just did a moment of silence for the troops killed in Jordan Syria. Then a troop sang the national anthem standing in the middle of a gigantic American flag. And for the finally a Chinook and two Blackhawks did a fly by. I was really hoping the Chinook would do a nose dive directly into the logo at midfield.