I did something like that once. I noticed my sister’s wireless keyboard was still paired to her laptop, so every once in a while I’d hit the CAPS LOCK key.

I was suppressing laughter for about an hour until her temper boiled over and I had to come clean, as she was about to smash the laptop to bits!

Haha that reminds me of the time I helped my upstairs neighbors move. They were super annoying, always shouting over each other and leaving trash bags in the hot sun on their balcony, where the stink could waft into my open window.

I was very excited when I saw them packing their furniture, so I offed to help and we managed to finish it all in only one day. They didn’t catch on and just thought I was being nice! They even tried to pay me but I refused - being rid of them was payment enough

It’s the Swiss Army CHAINSAW!

I had one of those too, until it was stolen.

Back in my day your entire music collection could be stolen in an instant.

…up hill, both ways!

Is it Dominic Turetto’s car from the first Fast and the Furious movie?

Good news! RCV already solves that problem

If Bernie didn’t get enough votes to win, the votes for him go to the voters’ second choice candidate (Biden – few voters would want Bernie-Trump). If those combined votes are enough for him to win, then Biden wins in that state. In RCV, Trump would only win if people actually preferred him over Biden

That is why they call it “an invasion”

Two ads before the video starts, which was a movie trailer.

“To watch this ad you first must watch two ads!”

Not to mention, OP didn’t specify where they live. Who knows defamation law for the whole world?

And no allusions to the bible. How am I supposed to know I can trust them?

!InsanePeopleFacebook rock

[Borat voice: wife!] right now

I think that’s either for fresh fruit or if it’s near a door it’s for holding your keys

Edit: nevermind. It’s definitely a weird sink

👀

Lmao so he’s just swimming back across the river with the goat!

Someone should try animating these solutions. I’m picturing close-ups of the goat wondering why the man has lost his mind

Human Centipede is a tour-de-force

(Please forgive me if this is ignorant. I don’t know much about Irish politics)

Doesn’t the Republic of Ireland have a lot of multinational businesses headquartered there as a tax dodge?

Perhaps they could make the mega corps pay their fair share of taxes and use that to fund reunification

Still perhaps my favorite album. I wasn’t quite cool enough in 2001 to listen to it though. I learned about Green Day mainly from American Idiot, then went back to find their older stuff.

If it weren’t for them “selling out” then I wouldn’t have heard of them, living in my nowhere town. Maybe I wouldn’t have heard their subversive ideas. I might have just listened to country.

Maybe Green Day had a part in making me who I am

On my machine the package name is slightly different:

apt show xz-utils

He doesn’t appear to be gagged in this pic. Maybe they’re referring to a different violent image