I’ve never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.

He’s lying, lol.

Split Horizon sounds really high-level.

Ich lasse mal diesen Artikel hier, aus gegebenem Anlass. Bisher war ich immer skeptisch bzgl. der Erfolgsaussichten eines Parteiverbotsverfahrens. Bei dem Vergleich mit den Vorgängen im Thüringer Parlament läuft es mir aber kalt den Rücken runter: http://archive.today/2024.07.04-054306/https://www.zeit.de/2024/29/nsdap-thueringen-weimarer-republik-nationalsozialismus/komplettansicht

Yellow = weak bladder

Alternativ können sie ihre Brötchen von mir aus einfach durchnummerieren. Eigentlich ist mir alles recht, was nicht von mir verlangt, am Tresen zu stehen und Dinge wie “Ich hätte gerne zwei Goldschätzchen und einen Kürbistraum” sagen zu müssen.

Barbarei, man kann es nicht anders nennen.

Funny enough, this meme would also work with JD’s face in the background.

That was my first smartphone, and I absolutely loved it! Shame nothing like it ever came out again.

The logo in the bottom right is from a German satirical TV show, so “fake” is a good bet (dunno though, haven’t seen it).

Und Kiel.

I recently bought a Brother Innov-IS and found it really easy to get started with. Didn’t think I would enjoy sewing this much.

How I imagine this conversation went: “Look, I realize you don’t want to pay for something that’s free, but you have to understand that it’s virtually impossible to exit this program.”

The crazy thing is: If he hadn’t admitted this, there wouldn’t have been calls for his resignation. The Republican party is fine with spreading harmful misinformation, but admitting to it is a no-go.

Und sind diese richtig guten Maimai-Ideen jetzt hier mit uns im Raum?

Coincidentally, this is also what the French smelled like centuries ago.

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Not sure I’ve ever seen an Arch user say that (not saying that never happened, just not anywhere I could’ve encountered it). It’s a meme at this point.

“Incel” is more a state of mind nowadays (or a set of beliefs). Musk fits that pretty well.