It’s real easy if you just ignore every modern meaning and conception of the Midwest and just use a 150+ year old definition of it. But seriously… the Arch. The Arch! Missouri is definitely the Midwest.

Oh yeah, I definitely got real lucky with my bonded pair! I think the constant willow supply helps keep them bribed and content, but they’re both developing a taste for their playmat and rug so they don’t keep me TOO relaxed :P

Good news everyone, the Politics Understander has logged on

Supersize Me: “Wow, if I eat garbage at a 3000+ calorie rate a day, I’m gonna feel like shit! Please give me awards and adoration and play me in every high school health class!”