If only it wasn’t made for tiny hands.

I really love mine and necer realised how “hated” it was. For me the biggest downside is that the level of customisation is almost overwhelming. Which is a good problem to have, honestly, but it led me to sometimes use the shitty xbox controller instead of fumbling with options.

We can always hope for a heart attack

You’re right, better do nothing.

I once cut out a piece of pipe in some guys home, because it was all fucked. The pipe was suuuuper heavy and upon inspection it looked like someone poured concrete down there. It was very hard to clean, the guy had to hammer on it while having a pressure washer wash it out. As it turns out, his wife used multiple washing tabs in the machine to make it extra clean. She did that for over a decade.

Kinda like a quick watering or something

Of course, more people get shot to death than this flood killed. And since guns are safe and not killing people, the flood is even safer.

I was so confused until i read that she’s racist.

There are a few random internet people who just live in my head for no reason. Back in like 2016 there was a guy on reddit who would sign all his posts with: Latinos for Trump. I was like: all right, this is the most blatant russian AstroTurf i have ever seen. And i did for the first time ever look through his comment history. Mainly to feel smart, there was nothing I could do with that information. I went back so far, and it was apparently just an average, seemingly nice latino dude who was super into trump. And i never really figured it out why.

They are just better people. Which isn’t really hard when you neighbour that country

But the cholesterol is through the roof

If they acknowledge climate sciences, they have to acknowledge other sciences as well. It’s a slippery slope, so it’s probably the gay’s fault.

I learned that i really like to co to concerts by myself, which is something i could’ve never imagined 10 years ago.

They can still bike around in their driveways or whatever they do.

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

They are so much worse. I worked with a guy who was pretty damn cheap. I would sometimes pay for his coffe or lunch sometimes, but he would never even drop a cent for me. I didn’t really care much, cheap guy, maybe poor, i had no idea. I talked to another guy about video games, and the cheapskate chimed in, saying: i would never play video games, it’s a waste if time and money. I didn’t think much of it, it made so much sense.

Another time the same co worker said something like: “the most he ever spend on a game was 60 dollars for a counterstrike skin”. Cheapskate chimed in again, (he was also a bit of a one upper) hah, that’s nothing, i spend 900 bucks on clash of clans last month.

We both were absolutely flabbergasted, and he started to panic a bit abd said: “you think that’s crazy? My girlfriend spends way more on candy crush a month.” It’s been a while, but i think we calculated that the spend a combined 2000 to 3000 bucks on mobile games a month, for years.

Wait, what?

I know a guy who did, still does and deals with every drug imaginable. Really nice guy, honestly. But he refused to get vaccinated, he bought a fake covid certificate or some shit for like 1000 bucks or whatever, because he didn’t want that unknown substance in his body