Seeing a lot of stupid chat about the potential handball by Calafiori last night.

People don’t know the rules of the game:

"a player is hit on the hand/arm by the ball from a team mates kick/header

This is not a handball"

It took me like 2 minutes to Google IFAB’s rules.

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In the context of a NLD, I’d be annoyed if that had been given against one of our guys.

Vicario, bentancur, Timber, saliba… don’t think any were deserving of yellows.

Some absolutely bizarre bookings in this half.

Sigh. It’s obvious what Trump was doing here.

He making a play to regain the childless cat lady vote.

It’s fine, she said in an interview afterwards that her next career move is fulfilling a lifetime ambition of joining the circus. So the spot is still open.

He had been incorrectly identified as a terrorist and an imminent threat. The fuck up was not the person who fired the gun but whoever gave him the order.

Another Brit here, yes cops do get punished in high profile cases with video evidence such as this.

The contradictory examples listed above were quite complex cases from what I remember.

That said, as a teenager a friend of mine was beaten up in a police van in a case of mistaken identity. He was advised by his lawyer to drop the case as there was little chance of proving what happened as the police had smashed up his phone which he had been recording them with.

Due to the context of police officers being injured prior to what’s shown on tape. I expect in this instance, the cop to get a lenient pushiment.

This is me, too. I run a dual Sim on my phone for this reason. I’ve always been good at ignoring things after hours unless motivated by self interest.

You might be thinking of Omari Hutchinson (who went to Chelsea).

Wages are sky high though. I like Rashford, but he is a big risk and will have little resale value if it fails.

Still I was completely wrong about Jorginho, so Im just gonna trust that the club knows what they’re doing.

Yes, I agree, a terrible parenting strategy. Also fuck elf on the shelf, since the whole book is about how the elf is Santa’s spy and you can’t question or touch it. I’m pretty sure this is what gave her the awful idea.

Feel you. I got accused by my brother in law of being some kind of psychopath for not wanting Santa in the house.

In their house, my sister is already using the threat of Christmas big brother against any minor hijinks that their kid gets up to.

I have a three year old, so unfortunately, I have another 4 years of this nonsense ahead of me.

Everytime I see this… Fuck you Villa and Fulham!

There’ll be be a raft of academy players leaving including Ruell Walters, too.

Forgot about Cedric, his role was so minimal this year that I don’t think he needs replacing.

Realistic outgoings: Tierney, Tavares, Sambi, El Neny, Nelson, ESR, Nketiah, Vieira, Partey.

Probably more I’m forgetting about.

Keep seeing, “Tottenham are just going to roll over for City” comments. The truth is they don’t need to roll over- they are terrible and will be summarily evicerated.

They’re going to go 1-0 up but end up losing 1-4.

Don’t expect anything from them, they are awful.

The colours are relative to the corresponding result last season. Less pts than last season’s corresponding fixture = red, same number of pts= gray, More pts = green.

We beat Chelsea at home last season, we beat them at home this season. Therefore, grayed out.