Yes

I feel like Lady Bow’s almost exclusively for turning a Mario game into survival horror.

The key is to use ‘we’ statements instead of ‘you’ statements

The hype train developer commentary videos were so embarrassing.

For gnomes about to rock

Made a ‘Be Right Back’ sign for the front desk a couple days ago and my manager took the paper out of the frame and ripped it by hand when I wasn’t there lmao. I’m about to have a printable sign at the ready.

Oh, and he absolutely insists on making us listen to shitty EDM covers of pop songs, except for that one time he used an actual hotels playlist and it had like half the shit I like to play

I haven’t verbally corrected him on my pronouns yet, though I really feel like I shouldn’t have to after standing next to him with my tits popping out of my shirt for 8 hours. Virtually everyone else here has assumed they/them, so I’m really starting to think he’s an LGB.

I fucking hate how scheduling apps basically absolve managers of any responsibility to actually relay schedule changes.

I just wanted to work Fridays & have Sundays off, and this motherfucker gives me Friday and Sunday off and switches me to the fucking PM with zero heads up.

Just started a front desk job at a hotel that’s owned by a guy trying to do crypto real estate

Oh, and I’m 95% certain my boss is gay Trump supporter.

My only shred of evidence is him casually bringing up how Biden isn’t doing anything and then falling silent when I agreed that they’re just threatening voters with Trump.

Thankfully lots of other people here fucking hate him, so it should only be a matter of time 🤞

Moving every slider to the max settings

Yeah everyone at my current job just found out corporate hasn’t been paying for any of their shift meals while we only get 50% off.

Not only that but they just brazenly joked about it in front of us at the register. These ghouls are untouchable.

I’ve been really getting into survival games, lately. The gameplay loop can be relaxing.

The grace and elegance of a long Tetris block

Skerple

my meds got stuck in my throat the other night and I had to eat a piece of cake to dislodge it

Free Palestine (from Hamas)

I haven’t heard it that often so maybe people are actually rooting the liberals out before they take hold.

“I’m from Palestine”

Most controversial post is crying about r/place covering up the Israeli flag.

Is the caveman syntax supposed to be a self-own?