Kwaak is correct for Dutch. I suspect someone got Dutch and Deutsch mixed up.

100 years later, eating microwaved slop in front of the tv while scrolling Lemmy on our phones, and nobody bats an eye.

This could be a depiction of Lily of the valley, a beautiful, toxic, possibly medicinal flower.

If I could cross the Atlantic by train, I would :(

No fish fingers?

pretty sure I’ve got a couple of drives powered on for well over a decade without issues