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8 minutes agoTrump heard “beef” and ordered McDonald’s
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3·11 hours agoOnly downside is I can’t use my zippo for light on the off chance I get trapped in a dark tunnel.
Use your arc lighter to light something else on fire: your shirt, Joe Pesci’s head, that angry bear you didn’t notice at first in the darkness but really hoped it was Scooby-Doo
The Pilot Varsity fountain pen feels cheap in your hand, but the way it writes is exquisite. This pen is shorter than average, yet holding it by the opposite end and dragging the nib across paper, letting the nearly inexistent weight of the pen apply pressure, you’ll be left with a beautiful and consistent line.
You can usually pick up single Varsity fountain pens at stores such as PoopShelf for less than $3 each, or you can support your local art store by buying them in 3-packs for less than $10. I’ve been using these pens for over a decade and the only pen I’ve ever found that had an equally smooth and delicate writing experience was something I found at Paradise Pen for over $500—back when I could get these fountain pens for less than $2.
I have to warn you about their cheap construction, though: don’t store them in your pants pocket. They’ll find some way to bend, crack, or otherwise dump their entire reservoir in your pants.
Americans in 1939: “But y’know, this Hitler-guy raises some good points”
They didn’t say “Republicans,” they said “pedophiles.” You see, Republicans can’t be pedophiles—you’re incorrectly assuming that they actually mean pedophiles.
Nope, “pedophile” is, by definition, someone who Republicans want/have decided to execute.
If this passes, we’re on the fast track to a new Holocaust.
2·1 day agoUhhh… Hello? How are the kids supposed to live in constant fear of being shot of not reminded that guns can and do exist everywhere?
THIS IS AMERICA! You can’t post stuff like this outside of a classroom!
2·2 days agoI liked all of them! But I’m also currently watching the 2016 Suicide Squad on purpose. It’s nice to enjoy something terrible where no one gets hurt.
Milton’s Paradise Lost
Was Milton the one who made the shitty movie adaptation, the shitty tv show remake, or the shitty tv show?
1·2 days agoHe’s a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude
So much erosion for
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40 days…-checks notes again-
Why do people believe these stories?
51·2 days agoI’m gonna teach mine to slap unhealthy food out from my hand
They place a bunch of rulings on the floor and then spin the judge’s skeleton in their chair. Whichever one it points to, they ignore and go for the one with the most bribes attached.