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Why do you hate Lichtenstein?

Past two days? Past 5 decades

They assumed it wouldn’t be a cheque

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney

It’s always a weird question to me. Every time I see boobs, there is an ass attached to the same person. Both is the way

With thicker skin, too.

Those who work with their hands often have wildly inconsistent readings with pulse oximeters.

It’s a tool with limitations that must be accounted for

All of the above. Let’s party!

What did I do to you?

The hills are alive with the sound of music

Are belong to us

Fucking dishwasher!

So pretty

No!

Fuck it, do both; clean dishes

That sucks. Definitely push the last one. This happened to me one time in band camp

Unfortunately, in the USA, spending money usually means handing it over to the ultra wealth hoarders