It’s definitely the racism

Keeping doctors away would significantly impact their profit

See!!! This is why communism is bad!! Since you’ve started turning everything to the left, it’s all come apart!!

I know when I carve turkey / chicken I need to let it cool slightly or it just crumbles. I figured the same was true of things like microwaveable lasagne, let it set or it’ll turn to slop

Anybody got slink to the kickstarter / article for those of us curious but unable to see the video? (Or even a product name)

Can you recommend a launcher for a smart tv?

This joke doesn’t work on tatooine

On my work computer I can absolutely see the benefit of asking “what’s that website I found last week with the …”

On the other hand, there’s no way in hell it’s not grabbing all the sensitive stuff on my screen nobody else should be seeing.

The convenience just isn’t worth the risk

https://youtu.be/JkOHDoEkPW0?si=QZEve2SF6EchhuCJ

This guy has a similar message to share

I don’t know how to mark this as NSFW, but headphones in work people :)

Order a chair online. Order confirmation email: “we’ll be in touch in 48 hours with shipping information” Email from Hermes: “we’re expecting your package” Me: ah fuck

WW1 - they hit some dude in a car and everybody was pissed.

WW2 - everybody was sick of paying for WW1

Easy!

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

I take it back. The Honda Odyssey fucks Hard.

I was on Amazon the other day buying a replacement light.

A little banner on the item description advertised the new 2024 model. It has “ai integration” of some sort. Same price. I actively chose the older model. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this.

Nothing personal, my lack of understanding is what made me giggle :)

The phrase “pre-melted” is making me chuckle. If it’s pre-melted, surely it’s frozen? If it’s frozen, isn’t that just ice?

The Apple TV 4 launched with a feature where you could hold the Siri Remote and ask “what did they say?” And it would do exactly that.

I’m pretty sure it only worked in their apps

Probably just as difficult as justifying the “AI” component of this light: https://amzn.eu/d/08yAcZpp

14 seconds in the dungeon seems only fair

I used to work in the Apple Store. It was quite common for people to come in, hand me a card that said something like “I’m practicing my speech, please be patient”. Was pretty wholesome