Why do you say these disgusting things which also appear to be true?

The only time I taste the human flesh is when I nervously bite my cheek so it starts to have fibroma which I try to gnaw off. Nah, tastes more like clam

Yeah, Gimli

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a pedo

(Homer Simpson) Mhh cured beef jerky

Saw this table already here.

In no circumstances you should lick Bohr. Go lick Lead instead - it’s much safer

I aim into the urinary

Sorry I don’t understand American politics. Does it mean that the US army lost war to LA?

We didn’t have rules back then

Proof that the earth is flat

Humanoid robots deserve trash can

Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets

Here goes my hero

Hup!

You mean cured gays? They’re the best kind of gays

It’s okay. Everything will be ok. I love you, man 💞

Well, yeah? What happens with those who oppose Zelensky? They don’t fly off windows as if it was Russia but still

There are two types of gays, actually.

It’s ok to be the first type, but to be 4chan gay is not okay. Just as to be 4chan straight, 4chan bi or 4chan whatever is not ok.

I’m the dad and you’re gay, son

Haha, had this friend who was a bit into logic and they came up with the following.

1. It’s true that a person is either male or not a male.

2. It’s also true that a person is either female or not female.

3. So there are four different and not exclusionary combinations:

A. A male and not a female

B. Not a male and a female

C. A male and a female

D. Not a male and not a female

And then they just said “I’m the fourth”

Edit: yeah, should’ve said that I wasn’t familiar with the non binary category at all

Are we also pretending that he didn’t say anything