I live in an area of the U.S. where we’re normally hip-deep in snow this time of year. It’s 67 degrees.

I saw an Instagram comment this morning with 20,000+ likes about how “Totinos” pizza rolls used to be “Tostinos” and how this is a conspiracy by “them” to “change our reality right in front of our eyes to see how much they can get away with” so anyways I’m not feeling too great about the future of humanity