Reading news like this about MTG makes me feel so torn.

On the one hand it’s juicy, like reading those AITA threads on Reddit.

On the other this is a game that was a big part of my childhood and early adulthood, and it makes me sad that MTG has not been that game for a very long time.

Oh yeah, she seems fun. And the earth cards all have such great art and flavor to them.

“Title” just seems to be used as a synonym for newspaper to avoid repetition.

It’s gross that he wrote it. It’s grosser that so many people interacted with what he wrote. It’s grosserer that an obscene amount of people endorse him by using his platform.

I’d start with unscrewing the pieces and flushing them one by one. Might need a hammer to make the bigger parts small enough to go down.