Maybe he was born with it?

This sounds like an opportunity for a light jog!

Out of curiosity, do you use that Pentium III machine to access Lemm.ee? I used a Pentium 4 up until 2017 and some websites (probably due to heavy JS) would make the browsing experience fairly miserable.

Oh, I would never provide context on something like that.

stands to attention

We all needed to know this, especially on a day like today. Thank you 🥹