xi_simping [comrade/them, any]

damn is this why typing this single sentence on mobile takes forever and is like watching a PowerPoint presentation

I have a few pairs of Uniqlo ezy jeans which look like denim but are sweatpants material. They have some stretch and a hidden drawstring. They even have a fly for my fellow dick and balls havers.

comrades, pill me on Dishoom, I heard one person say Dishoom is to Indian food what Chipotle is to Mexican food, which I understand.

Is it even good?

we make the bridge non fungible

“those are the facts” says biggest moron you have ever met

upgraded my motherboard and cpu, now microsoft is telling me to buy windows again. i will redact bill gates

should i buy a stolen key off g2a out of spite?

I’m so happy I have a flight to take in the next few days and it’s an Airbus that’s going to take me. Those Frenchies can’t do much right but atleast they can build a plane that stays in the air.

Ben Norton/Geopolitical Economy Report

I love the president, he is decisive, ambitious and <ERROR 404: PRESIDENTIAL ATTRIBUTE NOT FOUND>

NATO Special forces confirmed to be operating as of two years ago as per NYT

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/25/us/politics/commandos-russia-ukraine.html

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/defence-watch/canadian-special-forces-dont-deny-new-york-times-report-that-commandos-are-in-ukraine

nuke tel aviv

one of the sources was literally “confidential information”

idk

banning israeli leechers in my torrents

no leeching from me, settler

Yes but caveat: I am in the public sector and unionized.

I know a magazine that might be looking for a personal finance columnist if you’re interested.

ive been using compound w on a planters wart on my pinky toe for a week or so now and its been going away. youre supposed to do it twice a day but i honestly dont have time and am on my feet all day for work, i have to like peel the dead skin off, apply the ointment, then let it do its thing. i imagine it would be faster if i followed the instructions lol

and clean up and disenfect your tools, razor, tweezers, whatever when youre done. warts are contagious

mfer going to add hoverballs and thrusters to a bathtub

Working commisionable sales and seeing me sell $45,000 worth of camera equipment and getting a $2500 bonus for the quarter for doing it. I sold more than my yearly salary to dentists, doctors and lawyers dropping 3-5 grand on top of the line camera systems so they can take photos of pigeons from their living room.

Literally I got that cheque and was like “marx was right”

Don’t use the free ones, you’re looking at downloading malware at worst or just ineffective at best.

I use Mullvad, privacy focused which is cool. No emails, no nothing. Your account is a string of like 24 digits and you add time on their website. They even do envelopes of cash and crypto or bank transfers if you’re into that. 5 euro/month.