Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

I think the D20 episode’s gonna get it

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(. )( .)

I hope you’re using a screen protector

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

The call is coming from inside the call

I love cartoon violence

Oh I do love a return to Florkposting

I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime

Actually, if you compare the example with the show it’s using the image from, there are several instances where the robot controls everything, and the 14 year old Japanese girl is just a soulless clone of your dead mom because your dad’s sad and horny

I’m not sure where the analogy fits in anymore but there’s also a penguin who lives in the refrigerator

You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.

Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.

You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.

Do you have any plant based meth recipes

@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

I grieve not for what has been lost, but for what will not be found

“Gross” people who are “worse” than others deserve love, too.

You can work on unpacking your negative opinions about yourself, but love, kindness, compassion, friendship, intimacy, and all that good stuff, is something you deserve. You don’t earn it, you’re human and you need it. That’s all it takes to merit it.

I meant the term more as an expression, which would denote one’s personal lowest point, not necessarily how low a human being can possibly get. It might be possible to have a collectively agreed upon level of “true rock bottom,” but at a certain point I think it gets obfuscated - different circumstances and contexts might be perceived as worse or more challenging by others.