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  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    10 months ago

    Yeah, in the 1980s series, they’re canonically all 15. It was printed on the toy packaging and in the mini-comics that they had back in the day.

    You can probably pull the “wull ackshually a 15 year old turtle is like a 1,000 year old dragon” card here, and then we can funny-clown-hammer you for entertainment purposes.