Why were troops in Jordan, Ben? Aquaman?!?!
I also risked it all when I approached that cute goth girl on emo night at the club
I did that before a few years ago and I asked them if they wanted to dance and she said no
They’re not going to fuck you, Barack. Move on
They know what they signed up for
Standing around watching tiktoks is far from risking it all you stupid old fuck
They were protecting America
I simply didn’t go to Jordan and I can’t help but notice that I’m still alive, funny how that works.
Leaning into this genocide so fucking hard DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD
im hanging out at my base in a country I can’t even point out on a map watching the return of my buddy’s killer drone flight, and I’ve never been more sure I’m not about to be blown to complete smithereens
gotta risk it for the biscuit jack
Biden would totally declare war on Atlantis if given the chance
Iran-backed forces innovating on America’s hospital double tap 🤞
Yemen has the chance to do something unbelievably funny
In their defense, Aqaba is nice in the spring.
