what it said on the tin
sorry, we don’t kill anyone in the polycule
Marx was a good husband, marry
Lenin was a fitness bro, and as a short king almost certainly a generous lover.
Poor Stalin…, but he drank himself there anyways so he can’t complain too much
getting your maid pregnant and having Engels take the blame
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oh fug you mean the western pop media about the father of gommulizm might not have provided me an accurate account of his life, character, ideas, and body of work? oh shid oh fugk
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Stalin would always want to binge-watch old Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. You could probably get him hooked on both Deadwood and Longmire. Longmire would be his gateway drug into all things Katee Sackhoff-adjacent, which is how you end up shitfaced on top shelf vodka and arguing over Marxist analysis of Battlestar Galactica.
One of Xi’s favorite shows is Game of Thrones lol
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That does sound amazing.
marx was like nasty as hell i dont want him in my house for an extended period, so fuck him
lenin was cool af marry him
sorry stalin
marry Lenin, fick Stalin’s smexy mustarshe face and kill Marx sorry babe
this is the correct answer
im sorry, loveFinally a voice of reason who understands that Stalin is fuckable.
Why not marry all 3?
As far as I know Lenin was the only one known to have had an STI.
Ayayay which one?
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A selfless perspective thank u for ur sacrifice.
Fuck - Marx, bloke was a constant whirlwind of booze and was low-key hot in a trainwreck sorta way, probably deceptively good stamina if that story of him outrunning Peelers is anything to go by.
Marry - Lenin, apparently big into his fitness so I’d definitely appreciate a partner I could work out alongside.
Kill - Stalin, unpopular opinion, don’t care much about the man. Consider him a worthy sacrifice so I can give Marx a little Hegelian Dialectdick.
I honestly don’t think I could take any of them in a fight right now. Especially Marx. I’m pretty sure Karl was a biter.
