“Shiitake just got real: An IDF soldier’s psilocy-been killed by fungal infection”
“He was always a prankster, a fungi to be around. A hufungus presence at parties. His friends described him as an absolute champignon. But in battle, he wasn’t one to be truffled with”
“But now, we must mourn, there’s not mushroom for jokes anymore.”
“Amanita minute to process this” his widow was quoted saying upon learning of his demise.
“We already miss him so mush, he’s always wanted to join the IDF when he was mold enough to enlist” said his mother later that afternoon.
“His family asks only for morel support”
“Ironically, he didn’t like mushrooms at first, but then it grew on him. And in him.”
“Along with being in the IDF, he was an avid digital art collector, his portabellofolio included thousands Fungible Tokens, which he was cap-tivated by.”
“His toadstool sample revealed he was also suffering from Covid, believed to be a co-morbidity.”
“Shiitake just got real: An IDF soldier’s psilocy-been killed by fungal infection”
“He was always a prankster, a fungi to be around. A hufungus presence at parties. His friends described him as an absolute champignon. But in battle, he wasn’t one to be truffled with”
“But now, we must mourn, there’s not mushroom for jokes anymore.”
“Amanita minute to process this” his widow was quoted saying upon learning of his demise.
“We already miss him so mush, he’s always wanted to join the IDF when he was mold enough to enlist” said his mother later that afternoon.
“His family asks only for morel support”
“Ironically, he didn’t like mushrooms at first, but then it grew on him. And in him.”
“Along with being in the IDF, he was an avid digital art collector, his portabellofolio included thousands Fungible Tokens, which he was cap-tivated by.”
“His toadstool sample revealed he was also suffering from Covid, believed to be a co-morbidity.”
“He will be sporely missed”
Lol I got this far