Berlin. For a thing.
We’ll travel to March 30, 1981, have lunch at the Washington Hilton, and bond over assuring that a particular ambulance gets a flat tire.
based and hinckley-pilled
He went there in the presidential limousine though.
What you should really do is go back a couple weeks and give John Hinckley shooting lessons.
We would go have dinner with Lenin, obviously
We would take together a romantic swim in the primordial soup
get in, we’re merking yeltsin
I feel like it could be cute to go on a date to Paris on 1789. Check out some weird neighborhoods
The creation of Pizza in Italy, 1979
To a cafe in Sarajevo, along Appel Quay near Cumurja bridge. June 28, 1914, about 10:30am.
is this the assassination of the Archduke?
The sandwiches are to die for
they make incredible krofne
Going back to December 28th 1998. Fishmans time 😎
i heard lungfish are liberals so i figure we could have a good time shaming them back into the ocean a few hundred million years ago
We’re watching the death of the sun
A certain quaint little town on the river on October 16th 1859, but only after a quick jaunt to the year 2755 to pick up a freshly-built “Atlas” Assault-class BattleMech equipped with a full antipersonnel combat loadout
29 May 1453, golden horn
lol i was kinda thinking that but idk where you’d want to be situated for the best view… on top of some high point inside the walls, or by the batteries to see the Big Ass Cannon. ideally you’d want to be able to go anywhere so gotta dress as persian or tatar emissaries that none of the participants have a problem with
March 17th, 1984. Day I took my first bribe.
