He keeps trying to hide it but everyone can tell. Can he put his pride aside and finally admit that he’s an old man that needs to take better care of his health? Or will he continue to distract his crew by insisting on eating Taco Bell and pooping his pants on the bridge?
He would just order O’Brien to beam the runny shit out of his bowels every couple hours.
If J.K. Rowling became a writer on Star Trek
Writing a Dax episode where she realizes that she can’t change her gender no matter who her host is and will always be a sentient poop worm.
It’s been done
I’m from Bumass Aries and I say WIPE EM ALL
idk why but I read that as “Starship poppers”
He gets on prostate meds and becomes captain pisshard
Captain’s Log
Supplemental
He tried to cover up, but it was too late, they’d seen everything
This is basically the plot of ST:Picard Season 2.
Shuttup Wesley!
But sir, you really should
Both are interrupted by a sound emerging from Picard’s asscheeks
pppppppbbbbbbbttttttttttttt
