Big strong predator that sucks at hunting so much that they need to lure the deer to stand directly in front of their gun.

At that point you’re not even a hunter, you’re a slob that might as well be ordering from a menu. Pathetic.

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    8 months ago

    Chain mail gauntlets would be a noodle game changer.

    Alternatively: “ I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is penis noodling”

    Few things beat drinking in nature though, especially near water. I bet it’s a good time despite the danger.

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      It was a whole ton of fun, really. Bunch of half lit dumbasses trying to get catfish to swallow your hand so you can yank them out of the water and show them what everything looks like above the water line. was always fun rounding everyone up, buying a couple cases of Pabst or whatever was cheap, and heading out to just cut loose and accomplish nothing of consequence.

      Havent done it in almost two decades, but id do it again if given a chance.