And his pregnant wife was a body pillow filled with dried cum that the legion bought for some reason
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My inaugural badposting contribution because it’s too vile for the mega
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“ooooh my wife is DEADDDDDD i got to nut about it” -goone, probably
GOOD post
goon post, even
How’d you know I was about to tribute it? /j
Just up there jizzing in a T-rex’s mouth all day long, just like my erotic Jurassic Park fan fics
Atrocious post. But also the legion bought it because they have a semen retrieval unit.
ewww
bad post
ewww
Gives the phrase One For My Baby new meaning
