like xenomorph acid and it burns them alive.

Not like a horny toad.

his eyes to explode a gusher of blood that lands directly on the protestor

Sort of like a horny toad. Seriously.

How Do Horned Lizards Shoot Blood from Their Eyes? | Wonderopolis

As a last resort, horned lizards may use one final defense mechanism that’s particularly effective against predators like bobcats, wolves, and coyotes. They shoot blood from their eye sockets! This usually frightens predators enough to make them flee. Fortunately for humans, horned lizards rarely shoot blood at people.