InevitableSwing [none/use name]

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Cake day: March 19th, 2022

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  • Mr. Right-winger comes home from work dog tired. Just before he gets to his front door he gets shocked and he starts pushing the doorbell like crazy and pounding on the door like a madman. Finally Mrs. Right-winger opens the door.

    “Oh, my goodness! I thought I was the victim of a random communist attack! Honey, what’s gotten into you?”

    “What is that!” He points at the Trump as crucified Jesus doormat.

    “It’s our brand new Trump as Crucified Jesus Doormat. It just got here this morning.”

    “You expect me to step on Our Lord and Savior Big Wet Boy? Inexcusable! This is a Christian household that loves Trump! This is like a fumi-e during the Tokugawa shogunate.”

    “It’s like a what during the what? You’re acting crazy.”

    “Have you stepped on it?”

    “I don’t know. Yeah. I guess so. Two or three times.”

    “We’ll hang it over the fireplace in a place of honor. I don’t think I need to divorce you. But you have dishonored me and our household.”

    Crying “But I thought it was cute!”


  • You made me curious. He’s at Federal Correctional Institution, Terminal Island. It’s a low-security federal prison. My ~3 minutes of research makes me think he doesn’t.

    Internet in prisons

    Federal prison system

    In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the US Department of Justice, put into place a fee-based system called Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring. Currently all institutions operated by the Bureau of Prisons have TRULINCS.

    However outside of the TRULINCS program, nearly all states prohibit Internet use by inmates, severely limiting technology-based access to educational opportunities. Inmates are allowed use emails to contact lawyers if they have no family to do it for them, some states allow very limited contact to family if no funds are available through for phone services.

    I could be wrong though. it’s amazing how many legal loopholes there can be and Mr. #Basta is a lawyer.





  • I just learned two things are far more common than I thought. “Sign in” posts and like farming posts (in particular with bullshit news). On the upside - I started focusing on small accounts where people actually do stuff - play guitar, take photos etc. But politically - I assume most of the accounts with 10,000s of followers are libs. Being a lib is the norm there.

    Every once in a while I check clearsky.app to see who’s blocking me. A recent account is a guy with this as a bio…

    Reaganite technologist in Northern Virginia

    He’s going to be very lonely - haha.