I hope he begins every single sentence with “I am not suicidal” going forward
Gonna be sad when they’re are found with 3 bullets to the back of the head because they’re upset with themselves for doing this to Boeing
we’re boeing to die
And in capitalist america, planes fall apart!
Well, at least whoever named the thing did a good job.
“We need a name to make our plane, which is held together with hopes and good intentions and could suddenly pop out of existence, sound good. What have you got?”
if it’s Boeing I ain’t going
If I’m gonna die in an airplane accident that’s the way I want it tbh. Kinda baller
wearing a parachute on my flight so when the plane falls apart in mid-air i can just glide to my house
it sucks but turns out they will not let you board a plane with a parachute [emoji of steaming mad smiley face here]
Oh so loony liberals are so hung up on me wearing a condom during sex but I can’t practice safe aviation on a Boeing and wear my chute??
My body my choice, as they say.
Until a pilot confiscates it and bails.
You’ll be fine.
I sense the second whistleblower will also die of a gunshot would that was “self-inflicted”.
Tl:dw? Why it gonna break in half? Does it not have iceberg sensors?
Beoing is actually an onomatopoeia of the sound made when it falls apart in the sky.
what if instead of Dreamliner it’s Cream Diner and it’s just for the boys in a Waffle House bathroom.
Sounds like rock bottom, but just the material for a great country piece.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Aw cmon. I used to enjoy flying in those because they were comfy (at least in the config for the airline I used to fly). Only airbus and embraer from now on I guess.
Except who cares. I don’t fly for work anymore, and I can barely afford to go back home and visit family. I’m not going to spend a bunch more money because the airline that’s cheap uses boeing.
